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No Mary, I didn't get Nefer to peel the prawns. Last time I let him do that he ate half of them! Good luck at the hospital tomorrow. Hi Cat person. Have you heard how Jilly's date went? TX

Hi mob ... I dont think I got my germs off Jood as she was good when I met her.. I think it is just that I am a bit run down with this hectic week we have had and if there is a bug going around I am sure to pick it up. I hope you are OK now Jood and back to normal..I was so glad you recovered enough to get to the meet.. Woulnt have been the same without you there. I am sure I will be OK in a few days..Perhaps a swim in the pool might help...LOL, or a Spar or a Sauna...Oh decisions ,,,decisions...Its a hard life but someone has to do it....... Trifley How were the prawns,, Didnt you get Neffer to peel them for you...Boy he is Slack... Tassie Thanks for the pickles.. Lovely.. Whats a kilo between friends..you will shed it in no time.. Well its off to bed for me as I have another busy day tomorrow getting OH to the hospital for some tests.. Love to all and hope you have all recovered from the big day.. Love Maryxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well you took your time Lew pmsl Jood Lew is learning well but needs to be a bit faster pmsl

Evening all Wattlers - Have just read back through todays posts. Jillaroo - I love your ditty about the shower and I'm sure all the girls at work will love reading it too! Jood - I wasn't being rude dashing off on Saturday - I tried to find you, but you'd buzzed off to the pokies trying to win yourself a nice retirement nest egg! Well as I was walking down the steps out of the casino I found a nice new 20c piece!! Checked that no one was watching me just in case it was one of those trick ones glued to the steps!! Anyway sorry I didn't get a chance to say Ta Ta, but it was great to see you especially as you had been so sick last week. Suzy-Q, Yes I saw that young girl on Sunrise before I ran out the door to work. I was pleased she won it, her Mum was as mad as a hatter, she would fit well into the Wattle crew wouldn't she? Must finish now as dtr has arrived, have a good evening all and might tip toe back in later. Lyn

I tell ya.....ya gotta be quick on this thread....jeeeze! Here I was having a wash after my prawns and Crew sneeks in and pinches a number. TX

forgot to tell you Cat, Lew Lew has been learning your job. Jood

HHEEEEEEEE, Lew Lew xxx

*sighs* 11,599 See you later :-) and congratulations to whoever gets it :-)

and you wonder why I get so many numbers.....................

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Good morning :-) btw just to let you know NUMBER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you all have a good day ;-)

Im missing a few things here (yeah yeah, in my brain you say!) Wots this about people looking at each other in the shower - what have I missed - nothing to do with Lotto I hope - you know (nudge nudge) And bits - 'had some nice bits today and even an entire bloke, very big', she says. Errmm - wot you talking about - are you into man eating Yvette? .. Please share this information with me! Trifley - I knew as soon as I saw you walking in with two bowls one full of prawns, me thought, now how on earth is she going to type and peel prawns????? .. Twasn't me who gave Mary a cold, honest, I wasn't contagious by then. Talking about kissy kissy - I asked Ray if he'd like a kiss or a hug, and he said both - hmmmm - only thing was, Laurie was between us. .. Oh well, I had to give it to Laurie to pass on to him. .. (Im talking about chockies, what were you thinking???) Back later Jood

Hi Yvette....where do you get the cadavers from? I just had a phone call from my sister. She and her OH returned, today, from a holiday to England. She managed to meet up with the wife of a distant cousin who lived in Bolton. I'm now looking forward to getting copies of pickles of the street our grandparents lived in, the church in which they were married and the street which was named after the family. It's very exciting when family history comes to life like this. TX

hi, its a wonder we all havent got the same bug from all the kissy kissy. I don't care, its got to catch me first. got home and one of the kids has dinner made. oh asleep on a chair still all spruced up in good work clobber - nice. How true is the shower thing, all 4 boys doing the same in here. 'cept I always forget my dressing gown so make them cringe on the hall way sprint (its cold). Had some nice bits today - even a entire bloke, very big. I am still recovering from Sat. showed everybody my keyring today 'cause they all were asking about my big day out. love Yvette xxx

Trifley walks onto thread. Puts 2 bowls (one full of prawns, 1 empty) on table. Settles herself comfortably on chair and begins to peel prawns and stuffs them in her mouth. Ephtb&fgb Wagtfu....aahhumm 'scuse me. (Swallows prawns) Hello Wattlers Guess what my nephew, David, bought me today??? Oh...of course you can tell, can't you. A whole kilo of local prawns and I'm going to stuff my face with them. I will have to leave some for Graeme, I suppose :( Hi Yvette..how is Adrian? Keep an eye on that BP. Did you say you were doing shoulders? Does that include the nervous system? Anna...if Katherine decides to go to the SAE will it make a difference to what subjects she does at school? Sandra...I hope your cold is on the mend. I've emailed you about Mudgee. Hi Mary... don't you start with a cold. Get that Vit C and plenty of fluids. Joodles...how are you feeling? You didn't give Mary your bug did you...lol. Loved the pickles of Lucas. Wilson...a pity you can't make it to the Mudgee meet. I'm sure we are going to have a great time. I've never been thrown out of a town before....lol Devily....don't worry about that extra Kg. I'm sure it's only fluid from the plane travel. It'll go in no time. SuzyQ....still trying to get up to see you. Graeme and Mark are both off tomorrow but I've made them promise to move the cob-webs and dust around for me. Jill...have you been peeping at our place while we take a shower? pmsl. Isn't it funny how something so true can sound so funny when it's written down. **** Now...the Mudgee Meet ***** Graeme is going to take a few days off then so we will make it a bit of a holiday. We are thinking of staying at the Country Comfort hotel and Crew thinks if a few of us stay there we might get a group discount. At this stage we are thinking of getting there on the Wednesday (14th) so we can spend a couple of days looking around the areas winneries. If we have as good a time at the meet as I anticipate, I imagine we'll be too tired to go home on the Sunday (18th) so we will head off on the monday. Sooooo.....that means 5 days for us at the hotel. Do any of the rest of you, who are going to the meet, think you might want to stay there for some of that time? If we get a few names we can talk to the hotel about a booking. I'm getting into an awful mess here with these orawns so i'm off to have a wash. 'Byeee love Trifley X

Hi everyone Well we have now finished with the Estate Agent and Solicitor so no more trips to Manly to sign things..Had lunch at the Shopping Mall and John lost the parking ticket so it cost us $22 to get out..Would have been free otherwise.. Still we had a nice lunch while there so that made up for it. I think I must have caught something as I have a sore throat and feel that something is about to decend on me like a bad cold or something similar. Havent had a cold for years so better get back on to my Vitamin C tablets which I stopped recently as I ran out and havent replenished yet. Take the OH to north shore hospital tomorrow for tests so hope they find something that can help him back to normal.. Nice to see Wilson back, Hope you had a lovely holiday. Need a rest so back later.. Love Mary xxxx

How To Shower Like A Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the morror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash enire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet sufaces in shower Spray mould spots with tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head. If you see your husband along the way cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like A Man Take off clothes while sitting on edge of the bed and leave clothes on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scatch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area Wash your bum leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk. Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time. Admire willy in mirror again. Leave shower curtain still dripping, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Now I'm sure none of our oh's or Tony do any of those things while we perfect woman do everything on that list.lol luv Jillx

Suzy, Heather Sorry I havent sent you over the amended address list Suzy - due to sickness, then being away. I do have Cilla's email address if you'd like me to send it. I'll try and check it tonight. Jude (oops Jood) <---- sometimes I do go back to my normal sefl .. pmsl

Hi Again Thanks SuziQ, I will probably be in Makay area for a week or two, then in Burpengarry for a few days towards the end of the month, so hope i can catch up with someone. Take Care Wilson