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A criminal type.....I never would have picked Laurie for a drug smuggler! But then I've never had a close look at her ears or the bumps on her head. Yoo Hooo....Detective Tracey....Graeme works at GC airport. I'll get him to keep an eye out for this dangerous person in case she tries to sneak through on White Rat Airlines. I'll be back soon. I've just gotta check a bottle of moisturiser TX

OMG, DT, she's armed with a 303! PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT. The crazed one in the overweight Pajero is not be approached under any circumstances. She's armed, dangerous and probably drug affected. If you sight this hardened crinamal, be in touch with either me, PC Lew Lew, or Dickless Tracy. PC LL

Good Morning all, just if I type fast enough lol. Gee I am not gonna try and answer everyone as I am only on coffee break before I go back to the grindstone :-( The voice is ok, mustnt have yelled as much as I have other times. Laurie, I thought you was an honest citizen when I stayed in Sydney, gee glad you didnt give me anythinng to bring home pmsl, could have been stuck in Sydney still :-0 I am in also for buying a small ticket for Wattle day on Friday if everyone else wants to do it. The packing is going ok, I had my day off yesterday for the footy, while David packed up all his records and stereo stuff, I wouldnt do it incase I packed it wrong. So today David is having a spell and putting a stereo system into a friends car while I am packing, or should I say washing the walls of the 3rd bedroom, so we can put the packed boxes into out of the way til we move. If we havent moved before Davids children come over in Sept, we will just put up the bunks in the room we have for the kids lounge/games room for his boys. Ok better get back to it, nearly got the walls done then its wait for the walls to dry then start stacking boxes into the room. Cheers Sue

PMSL Dont you just love song lyrics . . . There is always one to fit the occasion luv Laurie

I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just a man stuck pushing some wheel Moving on and down the road to the 303, In the land of summer sun we have just begun Riding out with my friends in a Mercedes Benz. You can find your way home on the 303 You can let somebody know on the 303, On the 303... Hard times, well all I know is that... Dark times? Gotta let it go because I got my friends And I love my friends, Yeah got my friends right to the end Round the bend, all together now. I've got to, got to get to some place I've not been Headless guru in the night show me what you mean! In the land of summer sun we have just begun Perfect picture card scene, changing all that has been. You can find your way home on the 303 You can let somebody know on the 303, On the 303... Hard times, well all I know is that... Dark times? Gotta let it go because I got my stash And I love my hash, Yeah got my stash Think I'll grow myself a big ol' hairy moustache. Teeeeeheeeeeee

if i use permanent marker , it could stay there. has been known to be effective in the past yx

Okay, the jigs up, be on the lookout for an overweight Pajero heading north with a slightly crazed driver at the wheel. Best be on our toes with this slippery character. PC LL

OMG Nutters on the loose . . . Holding my fingers so they dont type what the brain is thinking . . . PMSL I'm in for Watalotalotto on Friday . . . we will all go crazy with the number look ups on Sat though . . . just had a thought I will be at the wedding on Sat night. Its alright DT . . . I'll push fruit through the bars to you every Sunday . . . Last thing the lovely Ray said to me as he left this morning was 'In future when we book in to travel we book in at diffeent counters' Really knows how to make a girl feel wanted !!! How do you fit a 10 ton truck load of 'stuff' into a Pajero ???? luv Laurie . . . PS the stuff is not what your gunna say next DT

Pleased to be of assistance, Dickless. We must rid this earth of such devious and dangerous crinamals. I think the Border Patrol will do the trick. PC Lew Lew at your service

Thank u PC Lew Lew. We suspected this person may take orf. We have the Q.L.D borders secured with Border Collies and Queensland Healers ( in case of an accident ). This crinamal was also seen at Woodstock in the late 60s and known to be partial to... 'Marry who ya wanna' D.T's

Are you telling us that you're not going to wash your hand between now and Friday??????????????

my fly swatter was the best piece of plastic garbage i'de ever purchased. glad the youngest child talked me out of purchasing bulk items, i would have been truely devastated. i will buy a lotto ticket on friday - i'l write it on my hand so I remember, but just in case , please remind me! yx

charge yx

is it as good for you as it is for me? yx

number challenge coming through. yx

Watch yourself, Fanny, it appears you also have form. You can run, but you can't hide. PC Lew lew

golly news travels fast on here. if someone gets hold of the wattle list, dickless will catch up with you quickly. yx

Oh my God, oh my God, I know who you're looking for, Dickless, and I'm afraid she's probably going to try and make a run for the Qld border!!!! I think she'll probably be stopping in Byron for further 'provisions'. Set up road blocks, put out the tyre spikes and watch yourselves. This one is dangerous PC Lew Lew xx

MORNING. Sorry to bother you......but we ar looking for a Laurie in Oz sometimes known as Lollie or Lol....usually wears 'Bling' Last seen running from an Airport terminal with aboot alf a kilo of Hemp in tiny cannisters....and 6 boxes of Cigarette papers. This person is Dangerous. Please report her to abuse. Ta......Dickless Tracey

Morning Wattlers. Back on the laptop today, as my desktop has now decided that it doesn't want to connect to the internet. I have emailed Computer Man and await his reply. Trifles, we went to the Railway Restaurant which has been established in the old 1884 Railway Station. The food was very good. Smoked Salmon starters served with a corn fritter and for main I had the beef tenderloin wrapped in prosciutto on a creamed potato and garlic bed. mmmmmmmm Anna, we'll have to think of something special to do on Wattle Day. Perhaps we should all go and buy a little Lotto ticket, like 10 games for $5.60, on top of our normal weekly ticket, but each Wattler must buy it on the Friday! What does everyone think? Naughty Laurie, lol. But it makes you wonder just how much stuff goes missing and who ends up with it, doesn't it! Vonny, sounds like you had a lovely anniversary meal, now get back to the boat! lol How's the throat, Tassie? Bet you had a great time at the footy. Now, see, I've always used Nortons and have never had a problem - go figure. Have just spoken with Rebecca, as she and Ruby have just returned from 4 weeks in the UK. They are coming up for lunch on Tuesday, so I can have my Ruby fix. Well, I'd better go and get some work done. Love to you all Lew Lew xxx