General Chat

Mmm, this Rodders character sounds a bit shady. Is the message to Vonny code for 'package received in England okay'?

Hi Rodney, Nice to 'see' you. The're not all mad really :) Only some of them :0 hmmm I mean, some of us :) ~~~~~~Vonny

Hello Vonny Thanks for the write up the other day Have a good day down under from Rodders in Pom land

Are we not safe anywhere Action Man? How will we save the world from all this evilness? PC LL

Oooh Action man ..what supermarket did you say you went to???

Maybe not, Vonny. But then again....the cops always chase after the speeders. Perhaps by going slow and steady you'll go under their radar.....lol Jessie is begging for walkies...I'll be back. TX

(Reporter): Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? (Witness): Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it's too late, she'd already been incensed. (Chorus) Here he comes, look at that, look at that There he goes, look at that, look at that And he ain't wearin' no clothes Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Look at that, look at that Fastest thing on two feet Look at that, look at that He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He goin' give us a peek Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Look at that, look at that He likes to show off his physique Look at that, look at that If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' around Invitin' public critique (Reporter): This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? (Witness): Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers. Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there To get Ethel a snow cone Here he come right our of the cheap seats Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already got a free shot Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team Here he comes...look...who's that with him? Ethel, is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on! Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy Say it isn't so Ethel Ethel.................. A.M

lol as long as I'm not perfectly flakey

That's right, Jude. I'm perfectly charming. Crew is perfectly amusing. Laurie is perfectly thoughtful. Tony is perfectly mad. And so on and so forth...... Ya see we are all perfect! TX

Trifley, Do you think so?? Rats, its only a twin cylinder. Oh well, maybe the life of crime isn't for us :) I'll be in the Watalottalotto on Friday but I'll be away for the weekend so won't catch up till Sunday evening. ~~~~~~~~~Vonny

OMG I'm stunned, I thought I was a good judge of character! A wattler cant be a crim can they? I 'm sure in the Wattle constitution it says all Wattlers are perfect

Yes well Trifles, I must say that we had our suspicions when you installed that 'water feature' in your backyard. DT, call for the backhoe. PC LL

I'm heading off for a while. I've gotta go hide some ash-trays and drink coasters. Now.....where did I put that shovel????? TX

Yes, Trifles and I wonder what they are stashing under those boards!! Sniffer dog required me thinks. PC LL

Vonny....if you and Clyde are re-building that boat as a get-away vehicle then I think you'll need a BIG motor.....pmsl TX

Oh no, not you too Vonny. The Wattlers have gone to pot (sorry about the pun) PC LL

We av had our suspishins for long time regarding this woman seen at Airport teminals with her suitcases weighing in 'OVER ' the required limit, returning from travel, and was once chased down by a airport security officer as she ran from the scene, spilling 100s of little bottles of hair conditioner and shampoos, tea bags,coffeee bags, soaps, tomato sauce satchets, outa her suitcase. This woman may be found anging aroond Sunday markets trying to flog this contraband. Reward is offered for any information leading up to her arrest. A life time supply of Polly waffles ( with Bar code intact )...:>))) Barbie now comes with 'action man'.......cos she was only faking it with Ken DT's

So it's all coming to light I see. A song springs to mind - True Colours. Errrm Is this the time to mention the marshmallows sent to a member of my family, that Custom confiscated???? :) Vonny & Clyde?

DT should know all about Barbie & Ken . . . after all he is aka 'Actionman' L

YOu can have the soaps etc. - but I'm not parting with the little bags the 'Dusit' leaves the newspaper in every morning - they make wonderful shoe bags for travelling L x