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Ooooo Cat, you'd know about being naughty, me thinks!

Lovely thanks Vonny, Bet our Tony gets out his geetah and his VB tablet and warbles another song to us before we go to bed. Lew ~~~ too late now, - just wanted to tell you its been pouring with rain here tonight - just stopped a while ago. Hope you get some in Mudgee Jood

Hi everyone late I know but been out.. Anna thanks for the update on Her Magesty.. Glad she is progressing well..The hospital coffee must be lousy if she has to go out for one...Pity we arent all up there with her.. We could wait on her hand and foot like a real queen...Wheres Neffer or whatever his name is,, Cant rely on help these days.. We are all with you tomorrow and lots of hugs comming your way Trifley so if you are feeling smothered it is only us lot... Mozzie nice to see you again and dont leave it so long .. We find it hard keeping this sister of yours in check, She is a bit wild isnt she... Jill I like your new name..good choice. Sue Do you get thin eggs whith all the jumping the chooks have to do... Lew.. How many books have you read so far since retirement..Not a bad life is it..Hope the throat is better.. Laurie Glad you are home safe and sound.. Well I am off to bed.. Roll on settlement day..3 weeks tomorrow...nite nite all. Love Maryxxxxx

still haven't quite got to turning off the 'puter. i love the drovers dream. 'cause i'm a horder, i've still got the stencil sheet with it on from when i was in primary school. its a wonder it hasn't turned to dust. definitely going. thanks lew you're a legend. hope tomorrow brings the best of days for absolutely everyone. yvette xxx

Mary hope you enjoyed your night out. Lew Lew I have no idea what you're talking about. *looks innocent* pmsl ;-)

SPOKEN: There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying. He gets himself up onto one elbow and 'e turns to his mates, who are all gathered around and 'e says: Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed, They're a dangerous breed, mate So watch me wallabies feed Altogether now! CHORUS: Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl, Keep me cockatoo cool Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl Just keep me cockatoo cool Altogether now! 'n' take me koala back, Jack Take me koala back He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac So take me koala back Altogether now! And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck Altogether now! Play your didgeridoo, Blue Play your didgeridoo Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot thru, Blue Play your didgeridoo Altogether now! Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangin' on the shed!! Altogether now! You still want to sing Vonny? Altogether now............. :>)) Anna

Evening. Pizza was pepperoni.......with added indigestion ( burp )..S'cuse me....:>((( Julie. There were a few places that say if our Pizza's are not delivered within a certain time, there free. We enjoy Pizza Hut ones.(Thick base ) Also beleive Julie cat should be transported to the Tassie Penal Colony. COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. PLACE HELD: OLD BAILEYS ( with ice ) JUDGE JUDY's presiding: Joodle, Jude2, Jude 3 ( complaint comes from Mrs. Anna & Mrs Fluffy Duck ) CRIME: Lurker and Stealing numbers with intent to keep people awake at night in Oz. Complaintees: Your honours, twas this last evening 17th 18th or 19th July 2006 at approx 12 midnight. messrs Julie Cat of England was lurking aboot the Wattle thread, with intent...and forthewith keeping us Ozzies awake ( as we were on patrol ) of the numbers.......... We rust r case. VERDICT: Guilty ( Not Negotiable ) SENTENCE: 7 ard yars in Van Diemans lund ( better known as Darnunder-Darnunder ) SURGEONS REPORT ON ARRIVAL : Ship: British Airways......... Gender: Feline........ Reads,writes and types very fast............... Place of abode: GR CONVICT NUMBER: 1000 or any number ending in a ' 0' Fine print: Upon pardoning. Convict Julie Cat will be given 50 thousand acres of land, plus a brand new house wif a swimming pool, Tennis court, B.B.Q, a weekend with Nefer and the boys ( Courtesy of Trifley ) and own private jet, and Royal Barge. Sighned this day 20th July in theyear of r lord 2006. Tony Oz...:>)))))).....King Waffler of the Wafflers

Did I read that the cat is giving us a rest... Sorry .....permission NOT granted...Off with her head... Just had a Milo so havent gone to bed yet.. It sort of woke me up instead of putting me to sleep...LOL Love Maryxxx

Hi guys... enjoyed singing along with you all in last few messages... Understand where you are coming from Tony...these 'cats' get everywhere...lol... Jood... yes it will be the 'big one' in more ways than one next weekend.... there are a few secrets being tossed around in the family and dread to think what the Blackpool Clan have in store for me... Will be good this year cos being as I have the initials HR it has been decided I will have 2 birthdays... one on 25th and an official one on 29th in Blackpool.... I refuse to become 60 years old till then!!!! Catch you later... Anne xxx

Sorry Anna, been boning up on past perfect and past perfect continuous. Don't ask :) here's one for all our QLD's (and Tony :) The Overlanders Chorus So pass the billy round boys, Don't let the pint pot stand there For tonight we'll drink the health Of every Overlander. Verse 1 There's a trade you all know well And it's bringing cattle over, On every track to the gulf and back Men know the Queensland drover. chorus Verse 2 I come from the Northern plains Where the girls and grass are scanty Where the creeks run dry or ten feet high And it's either drought or plenty. etc. Verse 3 There are men from every land From Spain and France and Flanders They're a well mixed pack, both white and black The Queensland Overlanders. Verse 4 When we've earned a spree in town We live like pigs in clover And the whole dam cheque pours down the neck Of many a Queensland drover. Verse 5 As I pass along the road, The children raise my dander Shouting 'Mother dear, take in the clothes Here comes an Overlander'. Verse 6 There's a girl in Sydney Town Who said 'Please don't leave me lonely' I said 'it's sad, but my old Prad Has room for one man only. Verse 7 But I'm bound for home once more On a Prad that's quite a goer I can find a job with a crawling mob On the banks of the Maranoa.

Tony - Did you say *I* Judge Jood - gave her a house anna barge anna jet anna weekend wif Nefir??????? Wot abart us Judges hoof been strest art watching art for this cat???? Wot does WE get arta this???? Issen there a rool abart the crime fittin the punishment? Lew - (My persnl Slisitor) could you come and abdicate I mean adjucate over this matter please? Jood

Yvette, thanks for the animals. bewdiful !! Jude 3 - You won't believe it but I have just finished updating my email addy book and you go and change on me. Have never updated till tonight, so I need lots of practice lol. Good one SuzyQ - still smiling. I am a worry wart too and that is from my Mum. Suzy I have a 3 wheeler that I burn around the island on. Really flat around the island so don't really need the 5 gears. Has a basket on the front and a big one on the back. And I usually have a little Aussie flag flying from the back except that the little pole is broke. As I am reading, I now realise why I have so many pages to catch up on. 'another ? number' Puddy tat, we might have the stinking hot humid weather (especially in Qld) but we certainly do NOT get used to it. Hate it. Roll on Sat week lotto. yaaaaayyyy Aw come on Tony, what is a little bit of ice. These boots were made for walking..................LOL Thanks Anna for keeping us in touch. Hope Dr Lew has the shot gun out. Ruddy puddy tat. Night Princess Norti. Liked that Vonny.

This ones speshilly for Tony (sung to the toon of Ole Lang Syne) More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer More beer, more beer, more beer, More beer, more beer, more beer, more beer More beer, more beer, more beer. Nite all Jood

Tony ROFPMSL :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Love it lololol

All in good voice are we??? Vonny - I know all about past perfect!! Shame my past isn't perfect!! The best of Aussie luck with your past perfects! OK - all together now: There was a redback on the toilet seat, when I was there last night I didn't see him in the dark, but boy I felt his bite. I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground That crafty redback spider, wasn't nowhere to be found. I rushed into the missus, told her just where I'd been bit She grabbed the cut-throat razor blade, and I nearly took a fit. I said, 'Just forget what's on your mind and call the doctor, please, 'Cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than the disease.' Chorus: There was a redback on the toilet seat, when I was there last night I didn't see him in the dark, but boy I felt his bite. And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry site And I curse the redback spider, on the toilet seat last night. I can't lie down, I can't sit up and I don't know what to do And all the nurses think it's funny, but that's not my point of view. I tell you it's embarrassing and that to say the least That I'm too sick to eat a bit, while that spider had a feast. And when I get back home again, I'll tell you what I'll do I'll make that redback suffer, for the pain I'm going through. I've had so many needles, that I'm looking like a sieve And I promise you that spider, hasn't very long to live. :>)) Sassy Annie

Where's Lara??? I think I'll start a new thread on General just for tonight so I don't use up our numbers :0 ~~( :)>

Oooooooooooops hit the wrong button !!!!! Please Jood, send some rain up ere. Tried a rain dance but I think the quake they had in Jakata was my doing lol How is the packing going Mary........nearly there ??? OMG Anna !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tony pmsl - have tears streaming down my face Yayyy Vonny Jood, with that verdict, I don't think Tony needs another tablet Pam

Good evening all . . . Just to let you know Lara and I bent the air wave tonight and had a good old natter on the phone - she sends her love to all, and hugs for the Great Trifle One. She has the phone connection sorted to the van now - but Telstra wont be back till about Tuesday to sort it so she can get online. Glad your all haveing a great time singing . . . I am I got Oni here! Talk to you all tomorrow cheers luv Laurie

Nighty nite, don't let the bed bug bite Pam

Morning Wattlers, No time to read back too far today. I have lots of family coming to visit and one (dad) needs to be picked up from the railway station in 1 hour. fingers crossed for Trifley , (((((((hugs)))))))) Ok! im outa here, have a good day all Take Care Wilson