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Lindy Kick him outat 10am allow him back at 10pm sorted

Likes Scotch Broth

He is off salad just now!

Oh I forgot to say, Lindy! He likes a little choccy on his pillow every day:-)))))

Mc Anne, Have no idea what you are talking about!..ribbons and curly what nots???? Jean, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. ;-))))))))))))))

Condolences Lindy:))))..... I only hope you survive this ordeal. Jean x.

Buttercup, I think that I got it...chips for breakfast lunch and dinner,... are the frozen ones okay, or do they have to be fresh potatoes?... Hamburgers, steak, chops !..can do... Don't know about the wine, hubby is a red wine collector and most likely Dan would be on his ear with only one glass... I wish those drums would change their tune...!! Maybe he would be happier drinking my cooking wine! ;-)))))))))))))

Oh and ribena and a curly straw lolol

Chips, beefburgers, eggs, steak, chops, chips, chips, and occasional salad, chips, and more chips. Dont give him decent wine, he wastes it. At first you will not understand him. This is a blessing. More later:-) BC XX

Thank You!!! I can do cornflakes (with or without hot milk ? ) Salad and chicken! Wow.. that takes care of day one.... What about day, 2,3, and 4, :-(((

Chips - have heard he's very fond of them!! :-) Good luck!! Anna x

Get plenty of cornflakes - salad and chicken lolol

McAnne, I am in a deep dilemma he does not eat what we do...no curry, no spice, no seafood... What am I to do?.... ;-))

PMSL ............ be prepared to feed him at regular intervals Lindy - you know what his eating habits are like that he mentions on here lolol Good luck - hope you come out the other side unscathed xx

No squashing of mosquito's on the walls!,...walls have just been painted. No using of strong deodorants, aftershave and cologne in the house, ( this applies to all male members of this household ) keep your smelly stuff in a plastic bag on the balcony. One of the neighbors has a cockerel that sometimes gets confused between morning and midnight....stuff your ears with cotton wool. Holiday makers across the road, sometimes get too rowdy in the wee hours of the morning...stuff your ears with cotton wool. This evening someone in the holiday complex is playing 'bongo drums' This could go on all night ...depending on how drunk the guy is.....stuff your ears with cotton wool. In fact bring your own cotton wool.! No ogling the neighbor's daughter who does not seem to know that even though the bathroom window has frosted glass, you can still see into the bathroom when the light is on..... This is according to my son David.... and his mates that hang around the veranda... Hubby's office is out of bounds so bring a laptop. ( This applies to all males of the younger generation, including those that live here.) I am not a morning person, so I don't want to see or hear you until breakfast which is at nine o' clock. Lunch is whenever you get hungry ...( God help me) Supper at eight in the evening....depending on how many drinks I have had... In return I shall try to treat you as one of my own.......i.e... Where are you going? ... When will you be back...? Please do not make a noise when you get in.....No hysterical giggles, ..no pee,.. nor puke in the pool....and do not bring the female form to 'skinny dip.'.. I suggest that you show this to your parents... in case they have something else to add....... Yours...in anticipation...'gulp'... A very unhappy ....Lindy in the Algarve.... .......sigh..........

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