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I said I'm back...........
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:54 |
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I can sing as well.................does that work |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:55 |
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Now you have really turned me off Gary Barlow!! get a life! |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:56 |
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More translations.................... 'Nice dress!' = Nice cleavage! 'You look tense, let me give you a massage.' = I want to fondle you 'What's wrong?' = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this 'What's wrong?' = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? 'What's wrong?' = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 'I'm bored' = Do you want to have sex? 'I love you' = Let's have sex now 'I love you, too' = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! 'Yes, I like the way you cut your hair' = I liked it better before 'Yes, I like the way you cut your hair' = £50 and it doesn't look any different! 'Let's talk' = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:58 |
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pmsl |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:58 |
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well come on then Kim...........who |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:59 |
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Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means 'something,' and you should be on your toes. 'Nothing' is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing' usually signifies an argument that will last 'Five Minutes' and end with 'Fine'. |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:06 |
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Come on then you haven't come forward as a 'Hunk' yet! |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:08 |
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Yawn...........yawn................ |
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Paul | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:10 |
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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:13 |
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MIl would never get the keys to my new TT and Pavarotti wouldn't even be able to see it! |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:19 |
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Karen Maybe Robin! He can't win and he knows it!! Kim |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:25 |
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Karen He's done a runner! lol |
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Kim from Sandhurst | Report | 14 Mar 2007 00:32 |
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He's been told to get to his bed! (like most men they have to be told what to do!) pmsl nite nite (us women have a mind of our own!! lol) Kim |
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Paul | Report | 14 Mar 2007 01:26 |
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ha ha...............im back again..................funny you should say that I do have a Fireman's uniform............ |
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Paul | Report | 14 Mar 2007 01:43 |
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Something to ponder........................Madness takes its toll--please have exact change |
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