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I said I'm back...........
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:00 |
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Why bicycles are better than Women... Bicycles don't get pregnant. You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month. Bicycles don't have parents. Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden. |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:01 |
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Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have. Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles. Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines. |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:02 |
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Hi Dudettes |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:02 |
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If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again. |
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Rambling | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:07 |
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Ah, but women don't get a puncture when you are in the middle of nowhere and it starts raining........ |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:07 |
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Another multi choice........... Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a) No concern of yours b) Not a problem - she can join your gym c) A conservative estimate |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:08 |
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Bicycles don't get headaches. Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider. Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles. Bicycles don't care if you're late. |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:09 |
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Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? a) 'I hope we can still be friends.' b) 'I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone....' c) 'Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.' |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:09 |
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I said I'm back........... |
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**~~** Mad Moo **~~** | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:10 |
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Helloooooooooooo Paul Claire xxx |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:11 |
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ZZZZZZZZ................where you all gone |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:12 |
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I want you back I want you back I want you back for good..................oopps.........did that one last night |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:13 |
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PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter. (Or at least men think it means that. PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse. |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:14 |
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I can't hear anybody laughing much |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:14 |
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Want to know if you're, or someone you know is a gentleman? |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:15 |
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The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:15 |
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Then answer the following question carefully.................. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers |
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**~~** Mad Moo **~~** | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:16 |
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Hi Karen Claire xxxxxxxx |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:22 |
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Tee Hee............hope you like this one Things a Woman Would Never Say: Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. Go ahead and leave the seat up, i I think hairy butts are really sexy. Hey, get a whiff of that one. Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. This diamond is way too big! I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out. Does this make my butt look too small? I'm wrong, you must be right again. |
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Paul | Report | 13 Mar 2007 23:23 |
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Is anybody listening............... |
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