General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Boards

Quick Search

Single word search

Tools

Findmypast DNA Banner

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

Add a line or two to the rhyme ......

Login to Add Reply Watch This

Page 1 + 1 of 3

  1. «
  2. 1
  3. 2
  4. 3
  5. »
ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Aug 2012 01:00

No such thought had entered my mind.
But in reality his thoughts WERE of that kind

all this talk of church and vicars
proves that all you really want........is my knickers

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Allan

Allan Report 2 Aug 2012 01:04

I've tried them on and they didn't fit! You can keep your knickers!
I'm off to the Vestry to try on the Vicar's

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 2 Aug 2012 09:02

the vicar's knickers were bright red
he never wore them in his bed

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Allan

Allan Report 2 Aug 2012 09:08

Even though his wife, God Bless her,
Knew that he was a secret crossdresser

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 2 Aug 2012 09:23

cross dressing didn't bother her much
only when the knickers had no crutch

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Allan

Allan Report 2 Aug 2012 09:26

he bought some, she knew, made that way.
The rest had just worn away.




That's my contribution for today (tonight here) as I am off out soon

Cooper

Cooper Report 2 Aug 2012 09:54

oh dear said she whats made him do it,
he had always been a little odd, she knew it

Researching:
Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 2 Aug 2012 09:54

Meanwhile at mums his wife was thinking
I should go home I thinking he's drinking

Researching:
Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL

Cooper

Cooper Report 2 Aug 2012 10:08

Gin and Tonic and a shot or two,

Really what am I to do

Researching:
Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 2 Aug 2012 10:17

Send him to alcoholics anon
they willshow him where he's going wrong

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Aug 2012 11:43

" cos I'm fu' the noo, absolutely fu',and I adore the country I was born in.
Och ma name is Jock Mcgraw, and ah dinna care a straw,
for theres somethin in the bottle, fer tha mormin"

Bob

(My recall of part of a Sir harry lauder song....)

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 2 Aug 2012 13:02

She packed her bags and home she went
To see what kind of night he'd spent.

Researching:
Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 2 Aug 2012 13:44

She found him talking to the flowers
He chattered on for hours and hours

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 2 Aug 2012 14:45

She looked at him and said dear me
Are you the way your meant to be !!

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 2 Aug 2012 15:18

He looked at her in drunken bliss
And said come 'ere and give me a kiss

Researching:
Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Aug 2012 16:27

Feeling slightly fruity
The wife, she did agree
"There you go me darlin
Ain't you glad you married me!?"

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 2 Aug 2012 16:57

But her pixilated hubby
had trouble seeing straight
So he kissed the garden broom
which was a terrible mistake

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Aug 2012 18:52

"You dopey, drunken idiot"
The wifey she did cry
"I'm going back to Mothers house"
She punched him in the eye"!

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Aug 2012 19:08

"Oh please forgive me Betty"
Was his drunken, slurred reply
But because her name weren't Betty
She punched the other eye! :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 2 Aug 2012 21:38

And now, blind and drunk, he fell from Grace
(you should have seen the look on wifey's face)
Grace herself was overwrought,
And given the circumstances, she thought,
"This Vicar told me he wasn't wed,
When first he invited me to inspect his bed"

Page 1 + 1 of 3

  1. «
  2. 1
  3. 2
  4. 3
  5. »