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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	2 Aug 2012 18:52
	"You dopey, drunken idiot" The wifey she did cry "I'm going back to Mothers house" She punched him in the eye"!
	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	2 Aug 2012 16:57
	But her pixilated hubby had trouble seeing straight So he kissed the garden broom which was a terrible mistake
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	2 Aug 2012 16:27
	Feeling slightly fruity The wife, she did agree "There you go me darlin Ain't you glad you married me!?"
	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 3,688 Send Message	Tenerife Sun	Report	2 Aug 2012 15:18
	He looked at her in drunken bliss And said come 'ere and give me a kiss
	Researching: Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 4,121 Send Message	Juneoftheroses	Report	2 Aug 2012 14:45
	She looked at him and said dear me Are you the way your meant to be !!
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	2 Aug 2012 13:44
	She found him talking to the flowers He chattered on for hours and hours
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 3,688 Send Message	Tenerife Sun	Report	2 Aug 2012 13:02
	She packed her bags and home she went To see what kind of night he'd spent.
	Researching: Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	2 Aug 2012 11:43
	" cos I'm fu' the noo, absolutely fu',and I adore the country I was born in. Och ma name is Jock Mcgraw, and ah dinna care a straw, for theres somethin in the bottle, fer tha mormin" Bob (My recall of part of a Sir harry lauder song....)
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: February 2005 Posts: 4,121 Send Message	Juneoftheroses	Report	2 Aug 2012 10:17
	Send him to alcoholics anon they willshow him where he's going wrong
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 2,668 Send Message	Cooper	Report	2 Aug 2012 10:08
	Gin and Tonic and a shot or two, Really what am I to do
	Researching: Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 3,688 Send Message	Tenerife Sun	Report	2 Aug 2012 09:54
	Meanwhile at mums his wife was thinking I should go home I thinking he's drinking
	Researching: Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL
Member Since: January 2006 Posts: 2,668 Send Message	Cooper	Report	2 Aug 2012 09:54
	oh dear said she whats made him do it, he had always been a little odd, she knew it
	Researching: Helm Tappenden, Kitchen/Kitchin,(London) Cantwell (southern Ireland)
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 101,797 Send Message	Allan	Report	2 Aug 2012 09:26
	he bought some, she knew, made that way. The rest had just worn away. That's my contribution for today (tonight here) as I am off out soon
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	2 Aug 2012 09:23
	cross dressing didn't bother her much only when the knickers had no crutch
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 101,797 Send Message	Allan	Report	2 Aug 2012 09:08
	Even though his wife, God Bless her, Knew that he was a secret crossdresser
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	2 Aug 2012 09:02
	the vicar's knickers were bright red he never wore them in his bed
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 101,797 Send Message	Allan	Report	2 Aug 2012 01:04
	I've tried them on and they didn't fit! You can keep your knickers! I'm off to the Vestry to try on the Vicar's
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	2 Aug 2012 01:00
	No such thought had entered my mind. But in reality his thoughts WERE of that kind all this talk of church and vicars proves that all you really want........is my knickers
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 101,797 Send Message	Allan	Report	2 Aug 2012 00:23
	No such thought had entered my mind. But in reality his thoughts WERE of that kind
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	2 Aug 2012 00:19
	in yer dreams she quickly said you'd rather get me in yer bed
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

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