General Chat

Its so true that you sow what you reap.
You never see a poor farmer or a farm
If you did it would set of an alarm,
that no one could stop,so thats why many grow the hops
for beer is a commodity that runs the nation,
from high class people on a train at Euston station

N :-D ;-)

Of which there were many,in fact there were heaps,so Dedicated the book to the man who lost his neeps. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

For it was his wife who wrote the book,
And based it on her youthful exploits.

Dratt ,Ive messed up, good and prawper

for the rest of my life I'll be a pauper!!

or so he thought
but he was wrong
his life was now in tatters

The end........thanks to all who joined in

So the Vicar Slung his Hook ,and went and read that book,and much to his surprise, he found paradise. he got rid of his wife who gave him strife and woe and became a Giggalo and was happy for the rest of his life. :-D :-D :-D

You are not the man you were in your heyday,
For in your hair are 50 shades of grey !
That would be a handy name for a book,
Meanwhile may I say that your name may be
Christian Grey, but you are a loser and thats
all I will say !

His physic is much better than yours
And sexiness oozes from his pores
So now you can go with your floozy
But you will need to get more Boozy

A quick divorce is all I need from you
Then you can make her wife number two
I've been approached by your rich friend
So now I want this marriage to end.

so she's needy - not my prob
and as for you, you're just a slob
I need my clothes and all my shoes
all she does is whinge and booze
if it's her you fancy be my guest
I hopes she likes your old string vest

She...

was without, and in need of attention
those things you never use, I thought you'd share,
that dress, those shoes,that underwear,
a perfect fit, for her, without alteration,
My dear I hoped you would'nt mind...
a needier person, you couldnt find.

Retorted to the vicar's wife,
"And what a life
You've driven him to
Where he has to make do
With breeding Finches
Whilst you complain of lack of inches!"

lack of charm was no problem to her,
when she was a flossy to be fair,
she-----

:-D

His wife, with righteous ire,
Cried, "I don't mind her warming by the fire,
But that doxy has abused
My hospitality, and seems amused
That I found her in your arms,
Despite your obvious lack of charms!"

Me a louse, how so he cried?
I couldn't leave the woman outside
the snow is falling thick and fast
let she without sin the first stone cast

The Vicar's wife stormed from the house
With a backwards shout of, "You Louse!,
How dare you bring that strumpet
Into my kitchen for tea and crumpet!"

And now, blind and drunk, he fell from Grace
(you should have seen the look on wifey's face)
Grace herself was overwrought,
And given the circumstances, she thought,
"This Vicar told me he wasn't wed,
When first he invited me to inspect his bed"

"Oh please forgive me Betty"
Was his drunken, slurred reply
But because her name weren't Betty
She punched the other eye! :-D