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Allan

Allan Report 30 May 2012 21:40

So do I Mersey, as that is one of the Enforcer's meanest tricks.

Another is perching right on the tip of your nose just before you wake up ;-)

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 30 May 2012 21:40

aw mersey! you lot are not helping here

muffy, no, never, no mersy for 8 leged freaks lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 30 May 2012 21:39

Ever seen Charlotte's Web?

*mutters* wicked woman !!!

Mersey

Mersey Report 30 May 2012 21:38

Poor Incey :-(

Allan poor Stray wont sleep tonight.....hope she sleeps with her mouth shut!!! ;-)

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 30 May 2012 21:36

Allen!!!!1 stop right there ill be dreaming of big spiders :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

Allan

Allan Report 30 May 2012 21:34

Beware the BIG spider under the bed.

This is the one known as the 'Enforcer' and is hired by parents whose baby spiders have gone the plug hole on a blob of vosene.

He has been trained by thr secret ninja spider brotherhood in the many ways to give you an awful fright.

Toy with him at your peril; remember, two legs bad, eight legs bl**dy perfect!

TeresaW

TeresaW Report 30 May 2012 21:33

Mummy spider would be looking for him, Daddy spider wouldn't, he's already been eaten by mummy spider.

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 30 May 2012 21:31

well i hope he was the biggest int he family, he ws like arnold swartzerspider!

Mersey

Mersey Report 30 May 2012 21:26

Poor Mummy and Daddy spider could be looking for him lol :-|

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 30 May 2012 21:21

aw allen, the thought makes me feel sick! :-|

lol tuna, needs must it was gong to eat my son! i saved his life ;-)

aw muffy i get so paranoid, i search for them in rooms over n over,

and NO before anyone suggests, conkers dont work :-|

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 30 May 2012 21:15

We get loads of flies here from the field so i've learnt to love my spiders....and i used to be scared of them too !!! I actually get quite upset when the dogs find one running across the floor and eat it now :-S

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 30 May 2012 21:13

murderer! lol x x

Allan

Allan Report 30 May 2012 21:13

I like spiders, they are especially nice with tomato sauuce, and everybody gets a leg :-D

The Australian ones are best as they are big and crunchy :-)

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 30 May 2012 21:00

ive trained my cats
to be ninja spider killer cats they protect their mummy

and in return i let them sit on my knee and stroke them :-D

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 30 May 2012 21:00

ill get some next time i go the £1 shop

i threw a magazine at it "one of mams mags she saves oops"
anyways, it wet soggy of the tap id run trying to flush its massive legs down the sink,

in the end, littleman came behind me asking what the fuss was,

so i gave it a headache with a unsoggy magazine :-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 30 May 2012 20:56

Ordinary Vosene gets rid of them,,just pour enough over them until they can't move then wait 5 minutes and VOILA dead..

Sue

ps very brave...

StrayKitten

StrayKitten Report 30 May 2012 20:43

it begins :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

spider season!

just had spiderzilla in my sink

hes dead now ,

how brave am i???