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Julia

Julia Report 5 Dec 2011 12:01

Which pays nthe most, Old Age Pension, or Child Allowance (so I'm Jewish) and have to way up the shekels

Julia in Derbyshire

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Turner Cambs/.Northants, Singapore and Penang,Trengrove Singapore and Penang, Arnull (Champion Race Horse Breeders & Trainers 'Oleander')Germany and Denmark

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 5 Dec 2011 11:55

LOL love it.


Marion

Island

Island Report 5 Dec 2011 11:54

Ah said TWO AAAAND SIX PENCE



:-D :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Wend

Wend Report 5 Dec 2011 11:50

Sorry dear, did you say something?

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Island

Island Report 5 Dec 2011 11:47

You mind where you lie down Wend. We don't want to have to get you a hearing aid for your next birthday :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Wend

Wend Report 5 Dec 2011 11:32

Blimey, O'Reilly, I'm 64 and a quarter, I shall have to be careful!! (Was going to say something else with the word 'ha-penny' in it, but thought better of it.)

Off to lie down.

Shocked (not again) from Brighton

:-S ;-)

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Island

Island Report 5 Dec 2011 11:27

Oh bottom :-|
I fused the lights :-0

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 5 Dec 2011 11:20

Prickles too much information. :-D

Emma x

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 5 Dec 2011 11:18

I saw that Jiminy.........good job i was wearing my string vest at the time!!

~~~~~ to Emma.x

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Island

Island Report 5 Dec 2011 11:18

I see you've gone neon JC.

Turned on already eh? pmsl :-D :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 5 Dec 2011 11:18

Yes and good moaning to you.

can't wait to strip of me shell and become a real nutcase.lolx

Emma x :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 5 Dec 2011 11:17

I still have child bearing hips!! ;-)

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Island

Island Report 5 Dec 2011 11:15

Good moaning Emma :-D

I'd forgotten 'yewww stewpid woman' and I'm not 65. Should I be worried? :-S

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 5 Dec 2011 11:10

My first thought was to quote a saying from a fav. prog
Allo Allo.......................You stupid woman.

Emma x

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 5 Dec 2011 11:07

Sorry?

Who did you say you were??

Bert. x

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Island

Island Report 5 Dec 2011 11:06

What's a baby? :-S

Dulcie x

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Psalms

Psalms Report 5 Dec 2011 10:56

LOL!!! X

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 5 Dec 2011 10:53

PMSL..... love it Prickles.

Emma x

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 5 Dec 2011 10:33


Childbirth at 65



With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'




"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK."?




:-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

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