General Chat

2 years with a frozen shoulder put pay to mine, I just couldn't bear anything touching it, then I broke the collar bone on the other side , !!

Dont worry, Liz. I would be extremely careful and then decide to play it safe by not having one at all. I think I can do most things myself and if I cant I would pay a tradesman to come and do whatever, or ask a female friend to apply gooby to my back, or suchlike.

Huia.

I've had my toyboy for 56 years nearly. My OH is younger than me!!!

But of course for the Larger Ladies there is an alternative,Go to Yellow Pages,Select a Local Scaffolding Firm,then get a Quote. :-D ;-).PMSL.**M** :-S

Merlin, maybe you never heard the story of Jane Russell and the bra which was designed for her by an engineer! :-)

No Stan.........Tuts, tuts and tuts again!!

She is a Nanny no Knickers!! :-D

*Runs fer me loife* :-0

I have just realised that this thread is for 'ladies'. I think I will have to delete my comments, as oi aint no loidy.

Huia.

ps, were you looking at me when you mentioned scaffolding, Merlin?

I always remember years ago when i used to visit my friends house, her Mum always had a habit of bending over every so often, hands up under her chest and wriggling about. I used to wonder what the ell she was up to!!
It was years before i realised she was actually jiggling around in order to pop her wotsits back in her bra!!

:-D

I'm another twister, i.e. fasten it and then twist it round, but I take it off in the "traditional" way. Have always done it this way. Don't know why.

Wonder what this really says about us.

Stan, in the Summer its "Commando" in the Winter its, "Red Flannel".**M**. PMSL. :-D

due to my shoulder problem i get my Butler to do it for me

Now we Know how the machine came about ( What the Butler Saw ) :-D.and the song (Red Sails in The Sunset ) ;-) CC. Howard Hughes Designed many things amongst them The Spruce Goose.wonder who he named that after? :-S.**M**.

my butlers a little star he has many uses
he has been my butler for 37 years

bless his cotton sox x

Is he the type you put a penny in the slot,turn the handle and all things come into view?. :-D.PMSL.**M** :-S

no merlin he is real he sits in the kitchen watching tv
and if i require his servises

i can facebook him my request
i really must give him a rise he is worth his weight in gold

Ah, he lives in the Staff accomodation then,I hope you pay more than the minimum rate and of course ensure he gets a Good Bonus at Holiday times. :-D.**M**.

Merlin,

You should be pottering in your shed :-D :-D :-D :-D

Teresa

All the pottering done for the moment so having a little fun on here,then looking at seed catalogues. :-D

Have fun :-D

Teresa

..having a giggle here :-D well I'm a back fastener...always good excercise ;-)

and ahem CC....."anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence"..a big TUT :-D

Mau xx