General Chat

Keep on changing the subject, people, I like it.
Just a small thing, when I first had a false breast i hadnt sussed out that I needed quite tight fitting bra's, and I bent over in public one day only to have the falsie fall out! I nearly wet myself giggling! I've been more careful since! Do you remember the knitted swimsuits that stretched when they got wet!! Now that was embarassing.

Merlin.........regarding my Knickers....

I got big one's, small one's and some as big as YOUR ead!! :-D :-D

Choking over here!!! :-S

Prickly, re you and your Laundry/Knickers, The answer I hear was "Blowing in the wind" Like a Spiniker on a Sailboat,**M** :-D :-D :-S

Avatar is my Granma Cate in her Sunday best.

I love her hat and little handbag...

oh ph you really are making me laugh tonight but.have been to the little room too many times . thanks heavens for my good friend tena lol

florence
in the hebrides :-) :-)

I know i am going a bit off track here..........and i do apologise Jean...........but...

About a year later (after me cringeworthy knicker incident!) "O'l nosey bags" Mrs bleddy Keeble, turns up at my doorstep to congratulate me on hearing the news that i was expecting a baby. And would i like her to knit something for me.
Oh, well that is very kind of you, says i.
What would you like me to knit, she asks.
Well honestly, says i....i really don't mind.

About 6 weeks later "O'l nosey bags" Mrs bleddy Keeble, again turns up at my doorstep and presents me with a knitted shawl.
Oh, that is soo very kind of you (i say) thankyou very much indeed.

To which she replies.............that will be £8.00 you owe me!!!

&%("£)*&^!!!
:-P

At least the 'gents' (?) now know that PH wears black knickers, when she isnt stuffing them in her pockets and dropping them all over town.

I refuse to say what I wear - or dont wear!

Huia.

ps, I did buy some thermal long johns (white) recently as the cold winds were blowing right through my fleecy trousers (into, not out of!). As I am going to the Chatham Islands in a few weeks and it is further south and a rather exposed place I thought I might need them.

Snot funny Florence!! :-(

I just know i am gonna have nightmares about knickers tonight!! :-S x

sorry it took ages to put this on and now its gone on twice, sorry for the duplicating. anyone else got a slow comp?
florence
in the hebrides

prickly holly lol, when i read you story i could picture the whole scene. nearly wet myself i couldnt stop laughing. that has made my day.

ladies keep them coming. btw i am a twister, always have been.

florence
in the hebrides :-) :-) :-)

prickly holly lol, when i read you story i could picture the whole scene. nearly wet myself i couldnt stop laughing. that has made my day.

ladies keep them coming. btw i am a twister, always have been.

florence
in the hebrides :-) :-) :-)

I used to love wearing fishnet stockings,did you CC?


There’s a very old joke about a man touching a lady’s thigh and finding a garter. What’s that he asks?
That’s the Giggle Band.
Giggle Band? Why’s it called a Giggle Band?

Because once you’re past that you’re laughing. :-D :-D

*hoping this doesn't offend anyone*


Mau xx...........LOL Prickles :-D

I have a bit of "Cringe moment" when i think about knickers!! :-0

A few years ago, i lived just around the corner from the local Post Office. Opposite the Post Office was a bus stop that usually always had a long queue of people.
One day, i headed over to the Post Office, on the opposite side of the bus stop...........and "o'l nosey bags" Mrs Keeble (who was standing in the bus queue having a bit of a gossip no doubt!) called out.........."Coooeee Prickles" (Well, not Prickles exactly, cos that were'nt me name at the time! :-D)
"you have dropped something"
As you can imagine.......everyone in the bus queue was obviously interested to see what i had dropped.
So i looked back and saw something black lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and held it out..........only to find to my sheer bleddy horror that it was a pair of my knickers!! How the ell did they get there??
I stuffed them quickly into my pocket and dived into the Post Office with a face as red as a beetroot and didn't come out until i saw the that the bus had been and gone!
Before i left to go to the Post Office, i decided to get the washing in and because my arms were full, i stuffed a few things into my coat pockets. I emptied my pockets, or at least i thought i did. But obviously, there was this pair of me drawers hanging out ...that decided to make a great escape in front of "o'l nosey bags" Mrs bleddy Keeble!! :-\

Well thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it!!! :-D

It's nice though that it has brought a smile to the boards Jean....life can become too sad...

Mau xx

I am a little surprised to see this still running! Have just bought some new bras in a smaller size, thats what prompted the question. I often get ideas for a thread when i am out, and have forgotten them by the time I get home! I like a change of subject now and again.

..having a giggle here :-D well I'm a back fastener...always good excercise ;-)

and ahem CC....."anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence"..a big TUT :-D

Mau xx

Have fun :-D

Teresa

All the pottering done for the moment so having a little fun on here,then looking at seed catalogues. :-D

Merlin,

You should be pottering in your shed :-D :-D :-D :-D

Teresa

Ah, he lives in the Staff accomodation then,I hope you pay more than the minimum rate and of course ensure he gets a Good Bonus at Holiday times. :-D.**M**.