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Ahhhhhhh.................bittersweet memories :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

Me too, Prickly :-D <3

I had a jolly good giggle reading through this!

:-D

I had forgotten this thread .remember at the time having a good giggle reading it ,

What is lovely though Is seeing the lovely Daff,s posts again

Well it will get a couple of WTF moments as people wake up and rub their eyes a couple of times but it is funny :-D

I thought and thought and thought and thought....should I pull this up.....but I thought it was funny and as I am always right.......or at least think I am.....so I am told :-D

Here is my first contribution to thread of the day from way back when.

*muffled shriek*

*sits on Gwynnie....no no dear, you are far too....too...young:-) Anyway you cannot say 'Wind Yer Neck in with any degree of authority.....Sowwy, er the vacancy is filled.........

XXXXXXXX

*waves hand in the air*

I have sustificates!

I'm a trained counsellor.
I'm a qualified teacher.
I have enhanced CRB checks.
I know the meaning of the word descretion.
I have an inbuilt bull**** detector. Never fails.

Gwynne

Ahhhh why didn't ya say so! THAT Seamus! lolol BCXX

Not THAT Seamus BC....lol

Seamus Patrick, Micheal Sean O'Wotsit from down the road...with the rottweiler

Teresa,don't you remember? `Seamus is no longer with us...*sobs.....**.then cheers up.....I'll do a joint...no problem! lol BC¬XX

ooh SS...double gotcha ;O)x

Oh forgot,

CRB,current high level in place.

H&S,



CPO certificate.

Oh no, no, no. Put that cigar out immediately.

Hmmm to be or not to be? That is the question.

I think this is a Hamlet moment.....cue music....

Sorry, I don't do joints... strip joints, spliffy stuff, hip joints, whatever.... not a *joint* type of girl... oh, I tell a porky... I do have a joint account at the bank.. hubby earns, I play with his hard earned dosh... seems fair enough to me... he is the silent partner, lol!

Love

Daff xxxx

It must be noted ( when I've stopped laughing re "Seamus" LOL) that this IS a permanent post and may not be suited to someone looking for a temporary position.

Only those willing to "suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles. And by opposing, end them" should consider applying.

On consideration, this position may be suited to job-sharing, and joint applications will be considered.

Sends in CV as it's second nature, and checks list.

Enhanced CRB available,

My years of customer service experience, where I speak slowly and clearly without being patronising, and keeping my voice level at all times even when someone is threatening me down the phone, should go some way to showing a proven track record of patience and tolerance.

I'm human, so even my patience and tolerance runs out at times, though not before I have at least TRIED to help

Dependence on drink or drugs. Himmmmm...well I do like the occasional bucket....err.....small glass of Merlot or Shiraz...especially with dinner...does that count?

Drugs, ...err paracetamol?

I can be patient and soothing to any distressed person, even with BC behind me shouting 'ahhh woind yer neck in, or I'll get Seamus onto yer so oi will,' and Hayley behind her having a hissy fit.

Then again, I'm off when me subs run out...so this will only be temporary.

*goes green.....you are looking good Daff....I may exclude my name from the race, unless of course??