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Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	Frederick	Report	13 Apr 2010 20:04
Member Since: August 2007 Posts: 758 Send Message	THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED. Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died." Paddy replied, "Well then just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I've already spent it." Paddy said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey." The farmer asked, "What are you going to do with him?" Paddy said. "I'm going to raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can't raffle a dead donkey.!" Paddy said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Paddy said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898 " The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Paddy said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two pounds back." PADDY NOW WORKS FOR THE ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	13 Apr 2010 21:10
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Made me chuckle !!!!