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*peers down at the cryptic mess....I see two heads being


BANGED TOGETHER!!!!

I love bald men anyways:-)))

** peers down at mess **

Noarhhh thats a clown with a long balloon....I am clued in at the mo..all my predictions have turned out true :-))))

Err it wasn't the display one Hayley, look a the tealeaves all over the floor

Hmmmm


I see a red haired lady with a sword...

TEAPOT is empty...for display only.....Yes BC you can cook the remains...* looks up to the sky .....and she wonders why I am sending her away tsk..


Yes Hagar told me all about it today TW whilst you were snoring....lol

He's only bald now because he tried to trim his hair with the clippers yesterday and the comb fell off, so he got a line from front to back before he realised. So the lot came off lol

Just think, you can riverdance to your heart's content in my kitchen....

The only downside is that the access to our cupboard under the stairs is in the main lobby, not in this flat which has it's own front door, and there's only room for a couple of poor meter readers and a few tins of paint. lol

Knocks teapot over on Hayleys freshly scrubbed kitchen floor

Can I cook the remains of the porridge for brekkie Hayley? *admires soft skin.....

Oh darrrlinkkkk thank goodness you have arrived. *pats TW's head sympathetically...got another migraine? tsk tsk....anyways I never knew Hagar was bald, but really I dont mind and thanks for offering:-)) *writes in book...Kay and TW have offered refuge......

XXXXX

**mutters ungrateful %$^^* **


goes back to scrubing kitchen...

*takes more painkillers and puts on shades, marches onto thread and kicks Hayleys display cushions around with a vengeance.*


BC, don't you take any notice of her. You're not going into any rest home, ladies or otherwise. You can come and live with me and bald Hagar and a stupid cat, and the poor little doggy will love the woods next door.

*glares HARD at Hayley*

Kay, she has not just sullied my good name...BUT she has....

*throws arms in air dramatically.....

Tried to kill me with a porridge bomb!!!!!!!

It's taken me one and half hours to get out of the bath...*sobs......

BC Id raher let you live in **SIN** in my granny flat........than that Swhore rest home it has such a bad reputation...
.
Hayley is just after sullying your good name.:}}}}}}}}

Am off to cook the dinner be good now mwahhhhhhhh ** wink **

I'll have yous knows my omemade macaroons, were once tasted by Prince Phillip imself......oh yes I have ya knows..........

Anyway back to it......have wrapped my omemade macaroons in one of my bra's ladies...I don't want them getting crooshed **shudders at the thought**............will slide them under the door............

Ice I am sending BC to a rest retreat for ladies ** sniggers** its Shore retreat...but the S fell off, lol



who's is this clowns outfit BC ?

Runs off to feed hungry OH,but...........................................................
I'll be back
lol

*roots for her Celtic Warrior outfit....right on Mo!! *waves sword. Evening Ice:-)

er... have to leave the cupvbard now as my dog needs a walk, but I will be back...as I prefer it in there..*glares at Hayley.....

....should have made pancakes Mrs. O........Hayley can't run fast enough to catch me BC ;O)

I also find this thread offence to Bc and me
WE DONT WANT TO GO
So There !!

Mrs Overall I am not that cruel....**watches to see of they fit under the door **

slide em under the door, Mrs O, there's a dear....