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INTRO
"Good evening. This is the intergalactic operator. Can I help you?" "Yes. I'm trying to reach flight commander P.R. Johnson, on Mars, flight 2-4-7" "Very well, hold on please [beeping] you're through!" "Thank you operator!"
VERSE 1 :
Hi darlin' ! How are you doing ? Hey baby, where're your sleeping ? Oh I'm sorry, but I've been really missing you !
Hi darlin' ! How's the weather? Say baby, is that cold better now ? Oh I'm sorry, is there someone there with you??
BRIDGE:
Ooooh...since you went away, there's nothing goin' right ! I just can't sleep alone at night... I'm not ashamed to say I badly need a friend...or it's the end.
CHORUS:
Now, when I look at the cloud's across the moon. Here in the night I just hope and pray that soon. Oh baby, you'll hurry home to me.
VERSE 2 :
Hi darlin', the kids say they love you. Hey baby, is everything fine with you? Please forgive me, but I'm trying not to cry...
BRIDGE :
Ooooh...I've had a million different lovers on the phone. But I just stayed right here at home. I don't think that I can take it anymore this crazy war.
CHORUS
"I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but we are experiencing violent storm conditions in the asteriod belt at this time. We may lose this valuable deep space communication link. Please, be as brief as possible. Thank you."
BRIDGE
or it's...or it's..."Hello?" "Hello operator?" " Yes, we've lost the connection! Could you try again please?" -"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7 at this time."
CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE SAYING:
"Ok. Thank you very much... I'll...I'll try again next year...next year...next year...next year..."
CHORUS INTERMEZZO
SOLO BASS-GUITAR
BRIDGE INTERMEZZO
CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE FADING OUT
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Win or lose, sink or swim One thing is certain, we'll never give in Side by side, hand in hand We all stand together
Play the game, fight the fight But what's the point on a beautiful night Arm in arm, hand in hand We all stand together
La la la la la la la la Keeping us warm in the night La la la la la la la la la la la Walk in the light You'll get it right
La la la la la la la la Keeping us warm in the night La la la la la la la la la la la Walk in the light You'll get it right
Win or lose, sink or swim One thing is certain, we'll never give in Side by side, hand in hand We all stand together
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{spoken} Hello i'ma josephe I got something special for you ready Uno do tre quatro When i was a boy just abouta 8th grade Mama used to say don't stay outta late With the badda boys always shoota pool Josephe gonna flunka school Boy ya makea me sick but the thing i gotta do I can'ta getta no kicks always gotta follow rules Boy ya makea me sick just to make a lousy bucks Gotta feela like a fool And mama used to say all da time What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place Ah shuddupa ya face That'sa my mama cana remember that Big accordian solo Soon a come a day going to be a biga star Then make a tv show anda movies Getta myself a new car But still i be myself I don't wanna to change a thing Still a dance anda sing I thinka about da mama she used say What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place Ah shuddupa ya face Mama she said dat alla da time What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place Ah shuddupa ya face That's my mama {spoken} Hello everybody at's out there in radio and tv land Did you know i had a big hit song in italy witha dis Shaddupa ya face I sing dis song alla my fans applaud they clappa dey hands But they makea me feela so good You oughta learna dis song it'sa real simple See i sing "what'sa matta you" You sing "hey!" Then i singa the rest then at the end we can alla sing "ah shuddupa ya face" Okay let's try it really Un, do, tre quatro What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place Ah shuddupa ya face x3
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I'm a Guider so how about this one? It makes me cringe quite a bit LOL
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,
Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh-ho,
Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh.
Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally,
Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah.
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Her Name Was Lola, She Was A Showgirl With Yellow Feathers In Her Hair And A Dress Cut Down To There She Would Merengue And Do The Cha-cha And While She Tried To Be A Star, Tony Always Tended Bar Across The Crowded Floor, They Worked From Eight Til Four They Were Young And They Had Each Other Who Could Ask For More? At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana) The Hottest Spot North Of Havana, (here) At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana) Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion At The Copa .... They Fell In Love His Name Was Rico, He Wore A Diamond He Was Escorted To His Chair, He Saw Lola Dancin' There And When She Finished, He Called Her Over But Rico Went A Bit Too Far, Tony Sailed Across The Bar And Then The Punches Flew And Chairs Were Smashed In Two There Was Blood And A Single Gun Shot But Just Who Shot Who? At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana) The Hottest Spot North Of Havana (here) At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana) Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion At The Copa (scream) She Lost Her Love (copa, Copacabana) Her Name Is Lola, She Was A Showgirl But That Was Thirty Years Ago, When They Used To Have A Show Now It's The Disco, But Not For Lola Still In The Dress She Used To Wear, Faded Feathers In Her Hair She Sits There So Refined, And Drinks Herself Half-blind She Lost Her Youth And She Lost Her Tony Now She's Lost Her Mind! At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana) The Hottest Spot North Of Havana, (here) At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana) Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion At The Copa .... Don't Fall In Love Don't Fall In Love (copacabana) (copacabana) (copacabana) (copacabana)
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Phone
Thank you for being a friend Traveled down the road and back again your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant
I'm not ashamed to say I hope it always will stay this way My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow
And if you threw a party Invited everyone you knew You would see, the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend Thank you for being a friend Thank you for being a friend
If it's a car you lack I'd surely buy you a cadillac Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night
I'm not ashamed to say I hope it always will stay this way My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow
And when we both get older With walking canes and hair of gray Have no fear, even though it's hard to hear I will stand real close and say, Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Let me tell you bout a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend
And when we die and float away Into the night, the Milky Way You'll hear me call, as we ascend I'll see you there, then once again Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend (I want to thank you) Thank you for being a friend Whoa, tell you about a friend (Thank you right now, for being a friend) Thank you for being a friend (I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again) Thank you for being a friend (I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend) Thank you for being a friend
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Oh baby, baby How was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here Oh baby, baby I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how want it to be Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because
Chorus: My loneliness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby The reason I breathe is you Boy you got me blinded Oh pretty baby There's nothing that I wouldn't do It's not the way I planned it Show me how you want it to be Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because
Chorus: My loneliness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time
Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me baby one more time
Chorus: My loneliness is killing me I must confess I still believe When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time
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Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse.
Medical update, Dr. McCoy. It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk: Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.
Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engineer, Mr. Scott: Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics; ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill; we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it; it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow; there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!
Ye cannot change the script Jim. Och, #!*& Jimmy.
It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!
Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.
Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Only going forward, still can't find reverse
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