General Chat

We nearly made it
We nearly found the perfect combination
The road was right, we must have read the signs wrong
And now it's all gone

But if we'd made it
Could we be sure that it was for the better
Who could say we would have stayed together
Nothing is certain, in a changing world

Every loser wins, once the dream begins
In time we'll see, fate holds the key
And every loser knows, the light eternal shows
Will shine on you, and all those who knew
We nearly made it

Suddenly we seemed to stop and lose our way
But did it really matter anyway
For that was yesterday
And we must live for now

Coz every loser wins, once the dream begins
In time we'll see, fate holds the key
And every loser knows, the light eternal shows
Will shine on you, and all those who knew
We nearly made it

Stand up and count me
I know you're on my side
Shine down on me
And those who believe
That we can make it

Can't believe this got to number 1


Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are running to the sea
If one day they reach some distant water
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me

Here I stand, head in hand
Lonely, like a stranger on the shore
I can't stand this feeling anymore
Day by day, this world’s all grey
And if dreams were eagles I would fly
But they ain't and that's the reason why

Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are running to the sea
If one day they reach some distant water
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me

Oh my darling oh my pretty lady
Golden star that leads to paradise
Like a river's running to the ocean
I'll come back to you four thousand miles

Here I stand, head in hand
Lonely, like a stranger on the shore
I can't stand this feeling anymore
Day by day, this world’s all grey
And if dreams were eagles I would fly
But they ain't and that's the reason why

Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are running to the sea
If one day they reach some distant waters
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me
Oh my darling oh my pretty lady
Golden star that leads to paradise
Like a river's running to the ocean
I'll come back to you four thousand miles
Seven tears have flown into the river
Seven tears are running to the sea
If one day they reach some distant waters
Then you'll know it's sent with love from me
Oh my darling oh my pretty lady
Golden star that leads to paradise
Like a river's running to the ocean
I'll come back to you four thousand miles

Or this!


Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me

Darling I will love you endlessly
Even though you're far away from me
I can't forget the words I told you
How it felt to love and hold you
Love like ours will last eternally

Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me

Even though it's been so very long
The memory of our love still lingers on
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling sing for me our lovers song

Salva l'amore cara, salva l'amore
Le notte d'estate la luna l'estelle lassu
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Salva l'amore per Roma e per me

(La la-la la-la la-la la-la) io ti amo caro
(La-la la-la la-la la-la la-la) I love you
I can't wait to hold and kiss you
Don't you know how much I miss you
Darling, sing for me our lover's song

Save your love my darling, save your love
(Oh you know that I will)
For summer nights with moon and stars above
(Oh I love you still)
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me

you got a beutiful chin,
you got beutiful skin,
you got a beutiful face,
you got taste,
you got beutiful eyes,
you got beutiful thighs,
you got a lot whout a doubt,
but i think bout blowin u out,

coz you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,
now you is just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off when i first set my eyes on you,
but how was i to know you fed my earholes too?,
with your ecessive talking,
your becoming a pest,

rabbit x 20

now your a wonderful girl,
you got a wonderful smell,
you got wonderful arms,
you got charm,
you got wonderful hair,
we make a wonderful pair,
now i dont mind avin a chat,
but you have to keep givin it that,

no, you wont stop talkin,
why dont you give it a rest?,
you got more rabbit than sainsburys,
its time you got it off your chest,

now you are just the kinda girl to break my heart in two,
i knew right off wen i first set my eyes on you,
but how was i to know you fed my earholes too,
with your excessive talkin,
your becoming a pest,

rabbit x 8
yup yup rabbit yup yup yup rabbit rabbit bunny jabber yup rabbit bunny yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup yup rabbit bunny jabber yup yup bunny jabber rabbit

hehehe, i bought this tooo
Baltimora
Tarzan Boy

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

Jungle life
I'm living in the open
Native beat that carries on

Burning bright
A fire the blows teh signal to the sky
I sit and wonder does the message get to you

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other world

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Jungle life
You're far away from nothing
It's all right
You won't miss home

Take a chance
Leave everything behind you
Come and join me
Won't be sorry
It's easy to survive

Jungle life
We're living in the open
All alone like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
We play along while rushing cross the
Forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, Oh Yeah
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Night to night
You won't play

Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other
Chance tonight, Oh Yeah
Night to night
Night to night
Gimme the other, gimme the other

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

Well, I've lived my life around you
Did what I thought was right
But you never cared about me
Now I've seen the light
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You seem to think that everything I ever did was wrong
I should have known it, all along
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You only had to say the word
And you knew I'd do-oo it
You had me where you wanted me
But you went and blew-ew it

Now everything, I ever done, was only done for you
But now you can go and do, just what you wanna do
I'm tellin' you

'Cause I ain't gonna be made to look a fool no more
You done it once too often, what do you take me for
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

And you seem to think that everything I ever did was wrong
I should have known it, all along
That darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

You only had to say the word
And you knew I'd do-oo it
You had me where you wanted me
But you went and blew-ew it

Now everything, I ever done, was only done for you
But now you, can go and do, just what you wanna do
I'm tellin' you

'Cause I ain't gonna be made to look a fool no more
You done it once too often, what do you take me for
Oh darlin', there ain't no pleasing you

Yeah, if you think I don't mean what I say
And I'm only bluffin'
You got another thing comin'
I'm tellin' you that for nothin'
Oh darlin' I'm leavin'
That's what I'm gonna do-oo...



I LOVE this song but i guess it does qualify as naff lol xx

Have you seen the butterfly on the windowsill John.
The one I squashed last night with my fingernail John?
I squashed his little head,
His blood was green and not red
and I left him (where d'you leave him?)
On the windowsill John
(Splodgenessabounds, B side of Two pints of lager)

I wonder how many would sell if they compiled them all on a double CD in time for xmas!!!.

¯Come on you Spurs,

Come on you Spurs,

Come on you Spurs………..



¯We are Tottenham,

We are Tottenham,

Super Tottenham, from the Lane

We are Tottenham,

We are Tottenham,

Super Tottenham, from the Lane



¯We love you Tottenham, we do,

We love you Tottenham, we do,

We love you Tottenham, we do,

Oh, Tottenham we love you



¯And it's Tottenham Hotspur,

Tottenham Hotspur FC,

by far the greatest team the world has ever seen

nooooooooooooo

Blue is the colour
football is the game
were all together and WINNING is our aim
so cheer us all in the sun and rain coz CHELSEA...CHELSEA is our name.

pmsl.........I am a true Tottenham supporter to my boots. BUT ..............LOLOLOLOL that IS well naff just at the mo.......bless em lol xx

Express yourself
Create the space
You know you can win
Dont give up the chase

Beat the man
Take him on
You never give up
Its one on one

Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
You cant be wrong
When somethings good
Its never gone

Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I cant believe its true

Now is the time
Let everyone see
You never give up
Thats how it should be
Dont get caught
Make your own play
Express yourself
Dont give it away

Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
You cant be wrong
When somethings good
Its never wrong

Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I cant believe its true

Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I cant believe its true

Youve got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
Theyll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos Im the england man
And what youre looking at
Is the master plan
We aint no hooligans
This aint a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we cant go wrong

Were playing for england {in-ger-land}
Were playing the song
Were singing for england {in-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one

Were playing for england {in-ger-land}
Were playing the song
Were singing for england {in-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one

Were playing for england {in-ger-land}
Were playing the song
Were singing for england {in-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one

Were playing for england {in-ger-land}
Were playing the song
Were singing for england {in-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one


I LOVE this naff one too lol xx

you beat me to it, its good but its deff naff......... lol lol xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16bgO2kX3XI

Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t,
Keith: You can,
Orville: I can’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Orville: Thank you.

Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don’t,
Keith: You don’t?
Orville: I don’t!
Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won’t,
Keith: It will,
Orville: I won’t!
Keith: Look, Orville,
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Now that I’m here with you,
There’s nothing that you can’t do,
So why don’t you make a start
And hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
Orville: Ahhh…

Orville: So does this mean although I’m green
And not exactly bright,
You want to care and will be there
To tuck me in at night?
Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville!

Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I’m daft and I am,
Keith: You’re not!
Orville: I am!
Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am,
Keith: You’re not!
Orville: I am!
Keith: Look, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Nothing that you can say
Will change how I feel today:
I know that we’ll never part;
Now hear what I’m saying, Orville?
Orville: Yes?
Keith: Who is your very best friend?
Orville: You are.
Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.

[Spoken]
Orville: Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken heart, haven’t I?
Keith: Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you mend it.
Orville: You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me?
Keith: Of course.
Orville: ‘Cos you love me, don’t you?
Keith: We all love you, Orville.
Orville: How, how, how much do you love me?
Keith: Ooh… this much!
Orville: As much as that?
Keith: Yeah.
Orville: Ahhh… my broken heart.



pmsl.............ilovebonjovi........that's just awful lolololol xx

The Wolfgang Press
The Birdie Song

i've got this 1 tooo ... lol :-) xx

ok who can still do the dance? hehehe

don't want no seven stone weakling
Or a boy who thinks he's a girl
I'm after a hunk of a guy
An experienced man of the world
There ain't no way that I'll make do
With anything less than I'm used to
If I have a man tonight
He's gotta be right, right, right

*So Macho
He's got to be
So Macho
He's got to be big and strong enough
to turn me on
He's got to have, big blue eyes
Be able to satisfy
He's got to be big and strong enough
to turn me on

I'm tired of taking the lead
I want a man who will dominate me
Someone who will love and protect me
And take care of my every need
Now I don't mean to be personal
But a guy like that's more preferable
In my humble point of view
Than any of you

*Repeat
(And on, and on, and on)

Macho man
-Ooh I'm in need of a
Macho man
-Ooh I'm in need of a man...
He's got to be...

She's like the wind through my tree
She rides the night next to me
She leads me through moonlight
Only to burn me with the sun
She's taken my heart
But she doesn't know what she's done

Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

[SOLO]

I look in the mirror and all I see
Is a young old man with only a dream
Am I just fooling myself
That she'll stop the pain
Living without her
I'd go insane

Feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Can't look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I have anything she needs
She's like the wind

Feel your breath on my face
Your body close to me
Can't look in your eyes
You're out of my league
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
(She's like the wind)
Just a fool to believe
(Just a fool to believe)
She's like the wind
(Just a fool to believe)
Just a fool to believe
She's like the wind

(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)
(She's like the wind)
(Just a fool...)


*whispers* I bought this lolololol xx

lol, we use to sing, she's got the wind........ :)

Guess mine is not the first heart broken, my eyes are not the first tocry
I'm not the first to know, there's just no gettin' over you

Hello, I'm just a fool who's willing to sit around and wait for you
But baby can't you see, there's nothin' else for me to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you

My head is saying "fool, forget him", my heart is saying "don't let go"
Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you

But now there's nowhere to hide, since you pushed my love aside
I'm not in my head, hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you, hopelessly devoted to you




Another in my collection *blushes* lol xx