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Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Oct 2008 22:32

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Analysis, Mr. Spock.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.


There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse.

Medical update, Dr. McCoy.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.


It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Jim.

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape 'em off, Jim.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, and things are getting worse!

Engineer, Mr. Scott:
Ye cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics;
ye cannot cahnge the laws of physics, laws of physics, Jim.

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill; Scotty, beam me up!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim;
it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's Klingons on the starboard bow, better calm down!

Ye cannot change the script Jim.
Och, #!*& Jimmy.

It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim.

Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.

Och, if I give it any more she'll blow, Cap'n!

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse.

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Only going forward, still can't find reverse

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 10 Oct 2008 22:38

Oh baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you go
And now you're out of sight, yeah
Show me how want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Boy you got me blinded
Oh pretty baby
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
It's not the way I planned it
Show me how you want it to be
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now
Don't you know I still believe
That you will be here
And give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time

Chorus:
My loneliness is killing me
I must confess I still believe
When I'm not with you I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time


Haribo

Haribo Report 10 Oct 2008 22:39

Hayley.........That is NOT a naff song!

aga do do do
push pinapple shake a tree.............uggggg

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 10 Oct 2008 22:40

I was blocked from using that for a co-op advertising campaign!

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 10 Oct 2008 22:40

I thought you and I had the same taste BD....lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 10 Oct 2008 22:40

Phone

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see, the biggest gift would be from me
and the card attached would say,
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a cadillac
Whatever you need, anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear, even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say,
Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Let me tell you bout a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die and float away
Into the night, the Milky Way
You'll hear me call, as we ascend
I'll see you there, then once again
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you about a friend
(Thank you right now, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Oct 2008 22:41

Her Name Was Lola, She Was A Showgirl
With Yellow Feathers In Her Hair And A Dress Cut Down To There
She Would Merengue And Do The Cha-cha
And While She Tried To Be A Star, Tony Always Tended Bar
Across The Crowded Floor, They Worked From Eight Til Four
They Were Young And They Had Each Other
Who Could Ask For More?
At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana)
The Hottest Spot North Of Havana, (here)
At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana)
Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion
At The Copa .... They Fell In Love
His Name Was Rico, He Wore A Diamond
He Was Escorted To His Chair, He Saw Lola Dancin' There
And When She Finished, He Called Her Over
But Rico Went A Bit Too Far, Tony Sailed Across The Bar
And Then The Punches Flew And Chairs Were Smashed In Two
There Was Blood And A Single Gun Shot
But Just Who Shot Who?
At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana)
The Hottest Spot North Of Havana (here)
At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana)
Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion
At The Copa (scream) She Lost Her Love (copa, Copacabana)
Her Name Is Lola, She Was A Showgirl
But That Was Thirty Years Ago, When They Used To Have A Show
Now It's The Disco, But Not For Lola
Still In The Dress She Used To Wear, Faded Feathers In Her Hair
She Sits There So Refined, And Drinks Herself Half-blind
She Lost Her Youth And She Lost Her Tony
Now She's Lost Her Mind!
At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana)
The Hottest Spot North Of Havana, (here)
At The Copa, (co) Copacabana (copacabana)
Music And Passion Were Always The Fashion
At The Copa .... Don't Fall In Love
Don't Fall In Love
(copacabana)
(copacabana)
(copacabana)
(copacabana)

Sue in Somerset

Sue in Somerset Report 10 Oct 2008 22:42

I'm a Guider so how about this one? It makes me cringe quite a bit LOL

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,

Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.

Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha,

Ging gang goo, ging gang goo.

Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh-ho,

Hayla, oh hayla shayla, hayla shayla, shayla, oh.

Shally wally, shally wally, shally wally, shally wally,

Oompah, oompah, oompah, oompah.



Haribo

Haribo Report 10 Oct 2008 22:43

I cant hear that song without being reminded of Peter Sutcliffe. Remember the hoaxer sent it on a tape?

'Thank You for Being a Friend',,is what i'm talking about.

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 10 Oct 2008 22:44

If there's something strange
In your neighbourhood
Who're you going to call? Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who're you going to call? Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.

If you're seeing things
Running through your head
Who can you call? Ghostbusters!
An invisible man
Sleeping in your bed
Who're you going to call? Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost.
I ain't afraid of no ghost.

Who're you going to call? Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call, Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Who're you going to call? Ghostbusters!

You have a dose
Of a freaky ghost
Baby, you'd better call, Ghostbusters!

Buy a ticket, sir.
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
You'd better call, Ghostbusters!

Who're you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who're you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
I think you'd better call, Ghostbusters!
Who're you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
I Can't hear you
Who're you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Louder
Ghostbusters!
Who're you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Who can you call? Ghostbusters!
Who can you call? Ghostbusters!

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 10 Oct 2008 22:45

Muffy that wasnt a naff song thats class...lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Oct 2008 22:46

*whispers* I have to admit I do love a bit of Bazza......but that one is a bit...............well naff lol xx

aghhhhh

aghhhhh Report 10 Oct 2008 22:47

{spoken}
Hello i'ma josephe
I got something special for you ready
Uno do tre quatro
When i was a boy just abouta 8th grade
Mama used to say don't stay outta late
With the badda boys always shoota pool
Josephe gonna flunka school
Boy ya makea me sick but the thing i gotta do
I can'ta getta no kicks always gotta follow rules
Boy ya makea me sick just to make a lousy bucks
Gotta feela like a fool
And mama used to say all da time
What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad
It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place
Ah shuddupa ya face
That'sa my mama cana remember that
Big accordian solo
Soon a come a day going to be a biga star
Then make a tv show anda movies
Getta myself a new car
But still i be myself
I don't wanna to change a thing
Still a dance anda sing
I thinka about da mama she used say
What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad
It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place
Ah shuddupa ya face
Mama she said dat alla da time
What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad
It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place
Ah shuddupa ya face
That's my mama
{spoken}
Hello everybody at's out there in radio and tv land
Did you know i had a big hit song in italy witha dis
Shaddupa ya face
I sing dis song alla my fans applaud they clappa dey hands
But they makea me feela so good
You oughta learna dis song it'sa real simple
See i sing "what'sa matta you"
You sing "hey!"
Then i singa the rest then at the end we can alla sing
"ah shuddupa ya face"
Okay let's try it really
Un, do, tre quatro
What's a matta you, hey ya gotta no respect
Whatta you think you do why you looka so sad
It'sa not so bad, it's a nicea place
Ah shuddupa ya face x3

Sue in Somerset

Sue in Somerset Report 10 Oct 2008 22:48

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain, we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together

Play the game, fight the fight
But what's the point on a beautiful night
Arm in arm, hand in hand
We all stand together

La la la la la la la la
Keeping us warm in the night
La la la la la la la la la la la
Walk in the light
You'll get it right

La la la la la la la la
Keeping us warm in the night
La la la la la la la la la la la
Walk in the light
You'll get it right

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain, we'll never give in
Side by side, hand in hand
We all stand together

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 10 Oct 2008 22:48

Claire I was looking for that...lol

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Oct 2008 22:49

INTRO

"Good evening. This is the intergalactic operator. Can I help you?"
"Yes. I'm trying to reach flight commander P.R. Johnson, on Mars, flight 2-4-7"
"Very well, hold on please [beeping] you're through!"
"Thank you operator!"

VERSE 1 :

Hi darlin' ! How are you doing ?
Hey baby, where're your sleeping ?
Oh I'm sorry, but I've been really missing you !

Hi darlin' ! How's the weather?
Say baby, is that cold better now ?
Oh I'm sorry, is there someone there with you??

BRIDGE:

Ooooh...since you went away, there's nothing goin' right !
I just can't sleep alone at night... I'm not ashamed to say
I badly need a friend...or it's the end.

CHORUS:

Now, when I look at the cloud's across the moon.
Here in the night I just hope and pray that soon.
Oh baby, you'll hurry home to me.

VERSE 2 :

Hi darlin', the kids say they love you.
Hey baby, is everything fine with you?
Please forgive me, but I'm trying not to cry...

BRIDGE :

Ooooh...I've had a million different lovers on the phone.
But I just stayed right here at home.
I don't think that I can take it anymore this crazy war.

CHORUS

"I'm sorry to interrupt your conversation, but we are
experiencing violent storm conditions in the asteriod belt at this
time. We may lose this valuable deep space communication link.
Please, be as brief as possible.
Thank you."

BRIDGE

or it's...or it's..."Hello?" "Hello operator?"
" Yes, we've lost the connection! Could you try again please?"
-"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we've lost contact with Mars 2-4-7
at this time."

CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE SAYING:

"Ok. Thank you very much...
I'll...I'll try again next year...next year...next year...next year..."

CHORUS INTERMEZZO

SOLO BASS-GUITAR

BRIDGE INTERMEZZO

CHORUS repeat 3 times WHILE FADING OUT

JustKaz

JustKaz Report 10 Oct 2008 22:50

I bought that song on 12"....... star trekkin... lol
my mum bought me shuddupa ya face....... hehehe
xxx

muffy that 1 makes me cry......... soo sad

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 10 Oct 2008 22:51

Two little boys had two little toys
Each had a wooden horse
Gaily they played each summer's day
Warriors both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Broke off his horse's head
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young playmate said


Did you think I would leave you crying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Jack and don't be crying
I can go just as fast with two
When we grow up we'll both be soldiers
And our horses will not be toys
And I wonder if we'll remember
When we were two little boys


Long years had passed, war came so fast
Bravely they marched away
Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd
Wounded and dying lay
Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out
Out from the ranks so blue
Gallops away to where Joe lay
Then came a voice he knew


Did you think I would leave you dying
When there's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying
I can go just as fast with two
Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys


Do you think I would leave you dying
There's room on my horse for two
Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying
Back to the ranks so blue
Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble
Perhaps it's the battle's noise
But I think it's that I remember
When we were two little boys

Muffyxx

Muffyxx Report 10 Oct 2008 22:53

Because I Got High Lyrics



I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a p********** - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo p****too but then I got high
now I'm j****** off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

JustKaz

JustKaz Report 10 Oct 2008 22:56

My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling