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Hovers nevrously over delete button.....and takes deep breathe...

I wouldnt breath too deeply Haley!!!


Old Horace, a dirty old tramp,
outside the pub he would camp

When asked not to linger
he extended one finger
and dropped an odious foul pinger!

There was a lady with the surname Drama
Who got in a heck of a palava ,
she asked friends to rhyme
an they had a good time
but she ended up in a right lather

She asked for words rhyming with linger
Got lots of responses ..er minger ?
she thought " it can,t fail "
But broke off a nail
Pressing "delete" with her poor little finger ...
xxx
Hi ya Heather ~~~

** panic **

There once was agirl whom seek some ..fun..

only to see you smile or have you in stiches......

along came naughty. witches...
who had issing in her britchers....

the ryhmes they make so rude...

to show a simple word so crude...

instead of pressing delete...

she though ohh what the heck I really quite like the naughty step..

so off she went on her broom..

My mother said don't dally
my father said don't linger
my sister has a new car
alas it is a ringer!

pmsl....

Quasimodo, he lived in a tower
and would toll on the bells by the hour

He was deaf as a post,
white and pale (like a ghost)
but at times oft heard to boast

"it's the size of my dinger, that makes the girls linger"

He'd slide down the rope shouting
"girls dont you hope.........that my dinger is not a dead ringer?"


(and get a very nasty rope-burn, as he should the norty man!)

(( covers eyes )).......

ROFALMAO ..Jac
cont..
said girls , don,t get the hump ,
but I just lost me lump .
burned me dinger ,
on that darned ringer ..
xx

Oh Quasi (said Gert) - that must hurt!
Put some ice on it quick, or a squirt
of that stuff over there,
that I use on me hair!

Quasi fainted with shock.............
and Gert's in the Dock!

Well you can't spray a ringer
with bleach on his dinger
and expect the pain not to linger!

I sense a feeling of Shakespeare creeping into the thread!!

Well the hospital put on a dressin
They said , "twill reduce the swellin"
Qwazzi said with a grin
it,s not the pain I am in
but the thought of the girls I,m impressin..
xx

There once was a girl called Hayley
and I would visit her daily
i loved to linger
and on the bed I would fling her
then wander of quite gayly

is that shakespearian enough?

Quasi hobbled off to his tower,
where the bells, by the hour,
had been silent for several days!

At a quarter to four,
came a knock on the door.

"How's yer dinger?" said Gert to the ringer.
"I'm sorry, but I cannot linger.
There's a new chap in town"
she said with a frown
"with a dinger that aint got a ringer!"

HAYLEY !!!
Get back to your thread ......!!
Oh fair Prince .. thou hast done it now ..
Thou hast asked for it ...
LOL ......
xx

good evening kim my fairest damsel. how goest thee?

It continued to swell in the night.....
poor Quazzi thought "yike's I'm not right.."
He went to the park,
In was ever so dark.
Asked a stranger to help with his plight ?

lol see its still a crazy house on here

"Prince!" HELLO x x Hello all x x