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Can you make a limerick?

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Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:31

With the word,” Linger”

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 6 Jun 2008 18:32

Er, have GR knocked off lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:33

Now WC..hiya darling.....they are lots more words than ...singer....pmsl

Surf

Surf Report 6 Jun 2008 18:35

as i sit hear
watch me linger
come over here
and pull my finger

fa*T

Susan

Susan Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

There was an old woman called winger
She was a bit of a minger
She smelt of fish
A mouldy dish
And the smell left behind did "linger"!!

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

arrhhh I see you point WC.....,

SM you an't never gunna be wordsworth are you...lol

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

oh dear, what a caper
I need to .... but have no paper
the train is coming
I cannot linger
I'll wipe my ... with my blinking finger

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:38

well done SD......lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:39

** waves arms about **

why why ....why is always my threads....Ann PMSL..

Susan

Susan Report 6 Jun 2008 18:42

ann, i must write that one down! x
fanx hayley ; }

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 6 Jun 2008 18:43

Warned you Hayley lol
~~ all

Surf

Surf Report 6 Jun 2008 18:47

¯`*•.¸ (¯`*•.¸Hayley Empress of Drama ¸.•*´¯)¸.•*

nope

my grannies name is mary biinger
apon her death ded she did linger
her youngest son was a famous singer
a posie of lillies he did bring her

what a classic from me anyways

no offence to any one called mary biinger
or that has a grannie called mary biinger
lol

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 6 Jun 2008 18:51

hmmmmm very clean SM.....8 points..SD.. points...Ann...**faints **

Jac

Jac Report 6 Jun 2008 18:55

I cannot stop, I cannot linger
That bloody rose did prick my finger

Down to the 'ospital I shall go.......

Cos I also broke my left big toe!

XXX

Newby Kim

Newby Kim Report 6 Jun 2008 19:10

There was a chap called Slinger ,
with no knocker , made visitors linger ,
We bought him a bell ,
which he thought was swell.
Cos now Slinger has got a big dinger ..

What ????? :)))))))
Kim

Jac

Jac Report 6 Jun 2008 19:21

OoooooooooooooooooNewb!!! you can get done for that - pmsl

Newby Kim

Newby Kim Report 6 Jun 2008 19:30

Ello Jac, me loverly ~~~~~~
think Hayleys gonna bann me from her threads soon , she has been very patient with me till now ..LOL
;))))))))
Kim xxx

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Jun 2008 19:39

Please don't linger over that fish finger
There's gardening to be done
You're a lazy git lying in your pit
I should have married your son!

Jac

Jac Report 6 Jun 2008 19:40

An actress called Deborah Winger
tried had to become a pop singer

She cut her first disc
T'was a a terrible risk
'cos the song was a bit of a minger!!

She sang on the stage & the telly
plugging the song - like a nelly!

When she sang off key, out went the plea

"Miss Winger - please do not linger!"


Hiya Newb - how's tricks?

Newby Kim

Newby Kim Report 6 Jun 2008 19:52

Brilliant stuff ...... PMSL ...
Ann ... nice one !!!! Jac ... missed ya sense of humour on here ...
I,m good Jac ,still end up like Baldrick off Black Adder when I finish work , but family,s getting used to the smell now ... :)))
Hows you ??
Kim xxx