General Chat

talking of whales........cover yourself up ** averts eyes **

Hah, right, OK, fine, whatever.

Still doesnt give you the right to kill whales and gerbils just to make you smell.

Perfume ignoraimus are to mix with your natural body odour and thats what reflecs the smell......even musky hunking smells on blokes ( which is soooooooo sexy and attractive )

if you tried you may get a little more company than Alan !

Yeah, well, its just my opinion and I'm entitled to it.

You get used to natural smells after a little while. Better than killing whales all over the place just to make perfume to hide smells.

Good idea Hayley and we can use tee tree oil and vinegar in the last rinse as an extra deterrent

No fear Eldrick we will have you clean and lice free in no time

*scrubs Eldrick with a long handled yard brush

Its a thought Jax.......** gets out hose pipe and bottle of detox **

I think we should hose him down......lol

Gobby.......I would rather have a carbon footprint than lice.....and the smell...

Helen it was Worzel Gummidge with all the heads, but know what ya mean sometime it feels like I have loads of heads lol

No sorry it was worzal Gummidge

Maybe I should ditch me sensible head and get me daft head on.
Was it Catweezil who had all the different heads? He could probably find you some good potions!

Just read ya post before mine to stop you burning in the first place ya wanna use flax oil :o)

Hayley do you think frontline will work on him? lol

You might use soap and chemicals and things, but just look at your carbon footprint compared to my eco friendly one.

Stick that in your slingback welly and smoke it.

he doesnt need pills or potions Jax luv...what he needs is soap and water and defleaing.....

its OK Jax, problem solved.

False alarm!

*walks on thread with book of homeopathic remedies

Yes I do have an interest in it and normally try something from me book when a problem arises as iI dont like taking pills for everything

I've just realised it isnt a rash so theres no problems anymore.

I was sitting in the garden all day yesterday in my string vest and it so looks like a rash, but it isnt. Its just normal sunburn.

Huh, what a silly mistake to make, eh!

** studies nails ** well they are homopyic in my circle of friends......where is the rash....

And they are homeopathic....?

I though homeopathic was a drop of nettle juice diluted in a swimming pools worth of water (olympic size)


The eye of rat is appealling though

Oh, sorry Helen. I didnt mean to include you in the frivolous responses. Yes, a bucket of lager would be greatly apprecaited thank you :-)

I have warned you before about sitting in nettles....try an eye of a rat...and dead mans toenail and the hair of lepricorn (sp) and that always works for me...failing that ..prierton

Thought I did a very sensible one just now.Maybe after a few more glasses of the wine I may become daft again.
Just off to get bottle out of fridge.Fancy a glass?What ever you like White,Rose Red or a beer.Plenty here for you.
Helen