General Chat

Ah then double naughty.

So sore, glad it's done for another 3 years.

I know Im naughty - I work in the NHS!!!

Naughty lady, get yourself to the nurse. I had to make a deal with mum to get her to go for hers that I would book mine if she went and had one. I know she's had bad experiences in the past. Hers was a doddle mine was horrendous. Last time it was a breeze. Was so bad this time I wanted to cry, the nurse was lovely, not her fault just my womb seems to have been tilted the wrong way and it started spotting/bleeding and of course my pain from the FM made it very awkward. There was no way I was leaving until she had it though or I'd never have gone back.

Summer it put me off so much I am 2 years overdue my next one!!!!!!

Muffy, have a great few days with OH it's definitely overdue him having the shadow days. Perhaps they realise that they're getting close to losing him? Dinner should be fun, try not to wear the poor dear out ;-)

Oh god, just reading this now. Tina, had my smear today... I lost count of how many times she had to try, she also had to get a smaller speculum. Urgh. I still feel weird/ill. Hurt a lot especially with my hip being bruised from the other day.

Awww lovely Maddie Moo.......tis nice when people put themselves out for your big day.........you are a lucky lady xx

Oooh freinds from Ireland just emailed me to say they booked flights for thr wedding! Sorry to change your thread again muffy - I am just so pleased.

lmao yes i think ill go with the fact she was gentle lol

OH is sitting opposite laptop - if only he knew what we were discussing!

Certain things should not be discussed would be his words - very old fashion my OH! LOL

nah .......... threads are supposed to evolve......it's part of the fun lololol x

Whoops think perhaps I will delete previous thread - how did we get from Mr Muffy's day off to this!

I blush! lol

banging??? lololol

Coming back as a man? Me too hon. Me too !!! lol xx

Oh Muffy that reminds me when I had to have a second smear because it was not satisfactory and the nurse said its okay everything is fine its just that perhaps it had too much banging!!!

That was her words - I said What! She meant to say the action used was too forcible!!!!! I dont know what was worse the first statement or the explanation.

OMG what we women have to put up with!

I tell you if we got a choice - next time - Im coming back a bloke! LOL

Nah I'll bet I'll still be around.......he'll be sparko by eight pm lol xx

So we are not to call out a search party if your not about in the evenings this week (GRIN).

No i wasn't properly working.......just helping my dad that particular afternoon in his shop.......jeeze....... I had a 3 yr old at the time.........would never have managed even part time lol

I won't let the thought a sweep put me off..........*winks*lol xx

One of my most embarassing moments happened whilst having a smear. lolololol.......

I have had numerous miscarriages and was warned after second baby it was unwise to have anymore as my cervix was *b**gered*

Anyhow..............went for my smear 3 years ago and the nurse said...........*my my this HAS had some use hasn't it?*

I said *I BEG YOUR PARDON???*

and she blushed and said *oooo terribly sorry I meant your cervix*

LOLOLOL xx

Maddie is quite certain Mr Muffy wont be getting any now one his four days off! Soz Muffy, ok hes cooking get some candles - get a baby sitter for a night. Have a nice hot bath and enjoy your time together.

Dont go thinking about sweeps it will ruin your few days off!

You were working while overdue Muffy? Gosh my sis cant shes sooo tired cant sleep cant get comfy etc ...