Weird ways to burn calories

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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	17 Apr 2014 05:24
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	There are some slimming posts & diet posts, but this one is different :-D To burn 200 calories you can: Chew chewing gum for 18 hours Kiss for two hours Engage in one hour of s*xual activity Brush your teeth 45 times (that’s not 45 strokes, it’s 45 sessions) Watch four commercial-free sitcoms which make you laugh Sleep for three hours Surf for one hour Drink eight glasses of cold water every day for three days Jump rope for 15 minutes Sing a pop song all the way through 23 times (bonus points for dance moves) Play chopsticks on the piano for an hour and a half Type a 5000 word short story Push a supermarket trolley around for 50 minutes while you do the weekly shop Fold clothes for an hour and a half Completely remake the bed nine times (assuming it takes you ten minutes every time) :-D Not sure about the surfing...... is that with a surfboard, or surfing the internet? :-D Who makes this stuff up?? :-D
Member Since: October 2003 Posts: 6,033 Send Message	Huia	Report	17 Apr 2014 05:59
	I need to burn more than 200 calories. :-( I have just been shopping and came home with 3 (admittedly small) marshmallow bunnies, which I have now eaten :-0 Why cant I control myself?
	Researching: Avatar: Red poppy holding a yellow poppy.
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	17 Apr 2014 08:17
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	lol Huia ~ I'm the same way. If there's chocolate in the house it whispers to me......... I try not to buy too much, because it just disappears, like magic :-D The choc eggs & bunnies are sitting on the dining table......... they're not whispering to me yet. :-D
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	17 Apr 2014 09:00
	Well, I'm off for a lie down. See you in three hours ;-) :-D
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	17 Apr 2014 10:37
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	Three hours? Not an hour? :-D lol Are you having a regular lie-down or a good lie-down? ;-) :-D
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	17 Apr 2014 11:33
	sexual activity for an hour :-S :-S :-S :-S
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	17 Apr 2014 11:47
	That's better. I feel about 2 stone lighter now ;-) :-)
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	17 Apr 2014 12:07
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	A good hour of fun! :-D After that, you'll need a nap of at least three hours :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: January 2012 Posts: 12,435 Send Message	GinN	Report	17 Apr 2014 13:49
	I'll try tips 4, 5 and 8 - in that order! :-D :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.

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